We are back from a great trip to Colorado. Mallory summed it up best last night when she said she was happy/sad that we were leaving. She was happy to come home to Texas and see all of her friends, but sad to leave Colorado because she will miss our family.
I know how you feel kid!
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Friday, November 28, 2008
Colorado vs Nebraska X
Why is ice no longer available at the Nebraska football games?
The guy with the recipe graduated
How many Nebraska players does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he gets money, a car, and 3 hours of credit for it
The guy with the recipe graduated
How many Nebraska players does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he gets money, a car, and 3 hours of credit for it
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Colorado vs Nebraska IX
The University of Nebraska Football team has adopted a new honor system:
“Yes, your Honor: No, your Honor”
How did new Husker Coach Bo Pelini spend the first week of Spring Training with his Nebraska Football Team?
Studying their Miranda Rights
“Yes, your Honor: No, your Honor”
How did new Husker Coach Bo Pelini spend the first week of Spring Training with his Nebraska Football Team?
Studying their Miranda Rights
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Colorado vs Nebraska VIII
Four Cornhusker Football players are in a car… whose driving?
The Police
Why can’t most of the Nebraska football players get into a huddle on the field?
It’s a parole violation to associate with known felons
The Police
Why can’t most of the Nebraska football players get into a huddle on the field?
It’s a parole violation to associate with known felons
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Colorado vs Nebraska VII
A lady in Lincoln, Nebraska calls 911 and hysterically proclaims, “Someone has just broken into my house, and I think he is going to rob me!”
The Lincoln police officer responds, “Ma’am, we are really busy at the moment. Just get the guy’s jersey number and we’ll get back to you.”
What is new Husker Coach Bo Pelini’s biggest concern in his first season at Nebraska?
Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?
The Lincoln police officer responds, “Ma’am, we are really busy at the moment. Just get the guy’s jersey number and we’ll get back to you.”
What is new Husker Coach Bo Pelini’s biggest concern in his first season at Nebraska?
Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?
Monday, November 24, 2008
Colorado vs Nebraska VI
What is Nebraska’s state tree?
A telephone poll
What is Nebraska’s state bird?
A mosquito
A telephone poll
What is Nebraska’s state bird?
A mosquito
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Colorado vs Nebraska V
Did you hear about the Cornhusker who was injured in a pie eating contest?
A Cow stepped on him
Last year at the CU/Nebraska game things got pretty spirited among the fans. So the Nebraska fans decided to throw firecrackers at the Colorado fans.
Then the Colorado fans lit the firecrackers and threw them back.
A Cow stepped on him
Last year at the CU/Nebraska game things got pretty spirited among the fans. So the Nebraska fans decided to throw firecrackers at the Colorado fans.
Then the Colorado fans lit the firecrackers and threw them back.
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Colorado vs Nebraska IV
Why does Nebraska have a turf field?
To keep the cheerleaders from grazing
What do you call 5 Nebraska Cheerleaders in a hot tub?
Gorillas in the Mist
To keep the cheerleaders from grazing
What do you call 5 Nebraska Cheerleaders in a hot tub?
Gorillas in the Mist
Friday, November 21, 2008
Colorado vs Nebraska III
Did you hear about the Nebraska football player who locked his keys in his car?
It took him 3½ hours to get his team mates out of the car
Last week severe thunderstorms and an F5 tornado moved through Lincoln…
Damages are estimated to be $5
It took him 3½ hours to get his team mates out of the car
Last week severe thunderstorms and an F5 tornado moved through Lincoln…
Damages are estimated to be $5
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Colorado vs Nebraska II
Did you hear about the Nebraska fan that lost $50 betting on the CU game last year?
He lost $25 on the game and $25 on the replay
Why do all Cornhuskers have “TGIF” written on their cleats?
Toes Go In First
He lost $25 on the game and $25 on the replay
Why do all Cornhuskers have “TGIF” written on their cleats?
Toes Go In First
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Colorado vs Nebraska
What did the Nebraska Graduate say to the Colorado Graduate?
Welcome to Taco Bell, may I take your order please?
What does the “N” on the Nebraska helmet stand for?
Knowledge
Welcome to Taco Bell, may I take your order please?
What does the “N” on the Nebraska helmet stand for?
Knowledge
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
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Tuesday, November 11, 2008
LeadNow+Fusion Dallas
We just finished up the final touches for the preparations of LeadNow and Fusion. I am excited about this years event. We have had two different speakers contact us in the last three weeks and ask to be a part of the event. It's exciting to see folks catch a vision for what we know God has called us to do. I'm also pumped because over 150 people from my church have signed up for the event - we've never had that many from Lake Pointe there before.
We will start setting up at IBC tomorrow morning. Come on by and help us out!
We will start setting up at IBC tomorrow morning. Come on by and help us out!
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