Saturday, November 29, 2008

Back

We are back from a great trip to Colorado. Mallory summed it up best last night when she said she was happy/sad that we were leaving. She was happy to come home to Texas and see all of her friends, but sad to leave Colorado because she will miss our family.

I know how you feel kid!

Friday, November 28, 2008

Colorado vs Nebraska X

Why is ice no longer available at the Nebraska football games?
The guy with the recipe graduated

How many Nebraska players does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he gets money, a car, and 3 hours of credit for it

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Colorado vs Nebraska IX

The University of Nebraska Football team has adopted a new honor system:
“Yes, your Honor: No, your Honor”


How did new Husker Coach Bo Pelini spend the first week of Spring Training with his Nebraska Football Team?
Studying their Miranda Rights

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Colorado vs Nebraska VIII

Four Cornhusker Football players are in a car… whose driving?
The Police

Why can’t most of the Nebraska football players get into a huddle on the field?
It’s a parole violation to associate with known felons

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Colorado vs Nebraska VII

A lady in Lincoln, Nebraska calls 911 and hysterically proclaims, “Someone has just broken into my house, and I think he is going to rob me!”
The Lincoln police officer responds, “Ma’am, we are really busy at the moment. Just get the guy’s jersey number and we’ll get back to you.”

What is new Husker Coach Bo Pelini’s biggest concern in his first season at Nebraska?
Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?

Monday, November 24, 2008

Colorado vs Nebraska VI

What is Nebraska’s state tree?
A telephone poll

What is Nebraska’s state bird?
A mosquito

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Colorado vs Nebraska V

Did you hear about the Cornhusker who was injured in a pie eating contest?
A Cow stepped on him

Last year at the CU/Nebraska game things got pretty spirited among the fans. So the Nebraska fans decided to throw firecrackers at the Colorado fans.
Then the Colorado fans lit the firecrackers and threw them back.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Colorado vs Nebraska IV

Why does Nebraska have a turf field?
To keep the cheerleaders from grazing

What do you call 5 Nebraska Cheerleaders in a hot tub?
Gorillas in the Mist

Friday, November 21, 2008

Colorado vs Nebraska III

Did you hear about the Nebraska football player who locked his keys in his car?
It took him 3½ hours to get his team mates out of the car

Last week severe thunderstorms and an F5 tornado moved through Lincoln…
Damages are estimated to be $5

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Colorado vs Nebraska II

Did you hear about the Nebraska fan that lost $50 betting on the CU game last year?
He lost $25 on the game and $25 on the replay

Why do all Cornhuskers have “TGIF” written on their cleats?
Toes Go In First

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Colorado vs Nebraska

What did the Nebraska Graduate say to the Colorado Graduate?
Welcome to Taco Bell, may I take your order please?

What does the “N” on the Nebraska helmet stand for?
Knowledge

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Post LeadNow+Fusion Thoughts

LeadNow+Fusion were phenomenal! God showed up in some big and amazing ways. Check out Brian Mosley's thoughts here. And you can check out my thoughts here and here.

I get sick and tired at the end of each of our events. For a full explanation you can read my entry from last years event here.


Tuesday, November 11, 2008

LeadNow+Fusion Dallas

We just finished up the final touches for the preparations of LeadNow and Fusion. I am excited about this years event. We have had two different speakers contact us in the last three weeks and ask to be a part of the event. It's exciting to see folks catch a vision for what we know God has called us to do. I'm also pumped because over 150 people from my church have signed up for the event - we've never had that many from Lake Pointe there before.

We will start setting up at IBC tomorrow morning. Come on by and help us out!